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You Know The Rules
So...there is this girl, and she really wants to borrow the car to go out one night, so she asks her father...She says, "Dad, can I please borrow the car to go out tonight".
The father says, "Well...I don't know". She says please, please, please..... pleassssssse". And he said "Well...ummm....you know the rules...You've got to suck my dick first"...Then he snaps his finger and points to his crotch...
She was like...uhhh...Daddieeee......but she really wanted to borrow the car, so she got on her knees and started sucking her Dad's dick...So, while she was smoking her Old Man's pole, she pulls up, and "says....Ehwwwww... Dad...Your dick taste like shit!
The father says..."Ahhhhhh.......that's right............Your brother gets the car tonight.
You Know The Rules
So...there is this girl, and she really wants to borrow the car to go out one night, so she asks her father...She says, "Dad, can I please borrow the car to go out tonight".
The father says, "Well...I don't know". She says please, please, please..... pleassssssse". And he said "Well...ummm....you no the rules...You got to suck my dick first"...He snaps his finger and points to his crotch...
She was like...uhhh...Daddieeee......but she really wanted to borrow the car, so she got on her knees and started sucking her Dad's dick...So, while she was smoking her Old Man's pole, she pulls up, and "says....Ehwwwww... Dad...Your dick taste like shit!
The father says..."Ahhhhhh.......that's right............Your brother gets the car tonight.
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